Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Lucie Beguiles Singapore


Dateline: Singapore, South China Sea. December 2009.
Spotted: Beautiful, brown-eyed, fair-skinned bombshell
Mission: Unknown. Entered country at 2am
Alert Status: High... Until proven otherwise.

Dateline: Singapore.
Subject in Question: Lucie
Progress Report: Last seen in darling bathing suit. Body language indicates deep motives.
Analysis: Suspicious

Dateline: Singapore.
Subject: Demands increased interest.
Progress Report: Possible decoy for subversive activities. Heavily shadowed by a wide variety of suspicious characters. What are we dealing with here? Secret service? Spies? KGB? Scotland Yard?
Analysis: Subject could be double agent or, in need of great protection!

WATCH OUT LUCIE!

Dateline: Singapore
Subject: Seems more intent on beguilement than subterfuge.
Progress Report: THE CURL : Could it be a signal? A sign? A code? A message?
Analysis: Anyone who looks that innocent must be dangerous.

Dateline: Singapore. Raffles Hotel.
Progress Report: Subject: Charm intensified. Curl becomes curlier. Eyes become flirtier. If those lips would just speak.
Analysis: Case about to be cracked. CLOSING IN ON LUCIE'S MOTIVES. Media moving in. Paparazzi everywhere.

DON'T MISS THE BREAKING NEWS TOMORROW.

INSTRUCTIONS: DO NOT DESTROY ANY EVIDENCE. STAY CLOSE TO SUBJECT! WATCH ALL MOVES.

Lucky agent assigned to case: Meme

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